is it just me or….

You know, there are some pretty bizarre stories out there on our world wide web….I have only managed to check out a few but just had to tell you.  And I thought I was strange…

For example, did you know that Angeles Duran owns the sun?  Hmm?  No?  You are so out of touch.  It seems that Ms. Duran, from Spain, has a presumed legal document showing that she, indeed, owns the sun.  You can read about it all right HERE.  And keep in mind that we are all subject to a fee when we step out…so…

Also, did you know you can finally immortalize your favorite cat by turning her cat hair into a handbag?  Yeah, that’s just another great way to show kitty you love her….you can learn all about that HERE.

And we all have been touched by the economy, haven’t we?  It’s just so stinkin’  hard to find a job.  You think YOU have it rough?  Well, these dears can’t even get their foot in the door and it’s just not fair.  Check them out HERE.  You will understand that some people certainly have a harder time than you..

Here is a little sample of their “issues”…

SO COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, MY FRIENDS!  AND….HAVE A GOOD DAY.

today’s Alzheimer’s test…

Ok….weird picture huh??? ANYWHO……

Ok….here’s a little test.  You might THINK you have Alzheimers….but I’m here to help.  It’s what I do.  It’s who I am.  Actually, it’s just kinda fun….and for whatever reason, I found everything in less than 4 seconds.  So, it’s kinda obvious that I’m a genius….no seriously… I am…..seriously….. 

1.  Find the letter C…do not use your cursor…just your eyes, you big fat cheater…

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
969999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 – Now find the N below. It’s a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.  Again, I’m a jean-yus, so I know…..

Congratulations!

Now….here’s the second part of the test……

eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad.


If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!