Like ghost stories?? Halloween is almost upon us and those little goblins and ghosts are right around the corner!!
Check out the spooky stories HERE….Wikipedia has officially made it impossible for you to sleep…
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “fine.”
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying ‘I’m right, just not in the mood to argue’.
9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3. Then you RUN!
JUST BEWARE….STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN…THEN STOP, DROP AND ROLL….
Ok, I first started to write this blog from the perspective of, “What Not to Wear” in Israel. I thought I could throw in some pictures that I found online and add a little witty subtitle. Basically I was just bored and was playing around on the internet and found these beauts….. These pictures don’t need any words. These pictures speak for themselves….but I couldn’t help myself…
Thank you, peopleofwalmart.com for providing me with laughter today….I will leave you with these…
Ok….I just can’t do anymore…….but I’m smiling……… 🙂