where’s baby……

I’m still pretty shaken about Baby.  She was last seen talking to one of her friends…

I noticed that she was back on the bottle and she had on a disguise.  (I’m pretty observant)

I started checking around the room looking for clues…I found this…

It seems she emptied the till, leaving only one coin behind.  She also left her phone…so we can’t trace her calls.  I’m imagining that she left the purse because it was tacky.

She did leave behind a credit card…..which means she is using cash only.  After thorough interrogation of her smaller-friend, now known as Baby-Face, I finally found out she was leaving on a…

.  I need to find her.  She needs to know that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated.  She is safe here!  All I have are some surveillance photos from her room…

Yeah, that’s her behind the shower curtain.  Then I found out she tried to escape by climbing up a toy rack in the closet..

Even her two crazy friends won’t tell me where she is!!

They just sing a silly song and do the chicken dance, so they are no help.  Don’t worry……we’ll find her and we’ll help her get through this rough patch in her life.  I have books and tapes for her to listen to and it’s going to be a long road, but I’m ready to stand by her…..

the visit….

So yesterday I had to watch little miss Paloma while mom took Sofia to the doctor.  She was so cute and I truly believed that a little girl in a dress would play quietly…..I’m such a dope…But she was pretty darn cute..

She began her very busy day by bringing in baby……by her head….

gently laying out Baby’s blanket….(she was talking to me the whole time and I have no earthly idea what she was saying)…

then deciding to add a friend..

ok, at this point I wanted to scream at the friend, “RUN AWAY! This can’t end well!!” But smaller-friend-baby didn’t listen and soon was upside down and narrowly escaped being flushed in the toilet.  Sigh……Bigger baby managed to avoid the “swim” (I had my A game on) and was placed back into the play area….That’s when she decided to bring everything from the closet to the carpet.

You know….it could’ve been worse….but she got distracted and decided to go downstairs…..One little girl…so much energy……Now I should take one of these…. And I don’t mean to worry any of you…..but Baby’s missing.  I tried to get smaller-friend-baby to tell me where she could be, but she’s not talking……I’ll keep you posted on her wherabouts……I’m worried.

*******UPDATE*******I SPOTTED BABY, BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO HER SHE WAS GONE……..this just makes my head hurt…