Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overallsystem performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail..
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta .
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7…………Good Luck!

 Tech Support

unplugged…

I recently decided to give my Facebook a rest.  Between Facebook, the iPad, my iPhone and my email…..I was a little too connected!  What could I be doing instead of sitting and staring at a computer or waiting to see who LOL’d the most at a silly story on Facebook?

And even as adults, we want our computers to be faster…..slimmer……easier to take with us on the go.  We don’t just want them….we expect them.

So…I decided that something had to change.  First, I’m starting with Facebook.  Twitter, which I haven’t really mastered, is next.  I don’t need to know that “Jane” is at Whole Foods, trying to decide what kind of melon to choose.  I’ll be okay not knowing, I’m pretty sure…….especially since I don’t even know who Jane is…..

Here is a good article that can put things into perspective…check it out HERE.   My favorite quote from his article is: “We are connected to our iPhones, iPads, iTouch, iTunes, iMac, iChat, but have we lost the connection to the I AM?”  OUCH!!  

If I have time to be “plugged” into my gadgets…..am I spending the same amount of time with the Creator of the Universe????  Double Ouch….

Yep….think I’m going to get out from in front of a screen and tune into the Great iAm……