A blonde and her husband were lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It had been in the back yard barking for hours and hours.
Finally, the blonde jumped up out of bed, said, “I’ve had enough of this” and went downstairs.
When the blonde finally came back up to bed, her husband asked, “The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”
She replied, “I put the dog in our back yard. Let’s see how THEY like it!
Ok….don’t be hatin’……..I have blonde roots…….. 😉
Two blonds were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
“I’m going to do that when I win the lottery,” announced Blond #1.
“Do what?”, asked Blond #2.
“Send my lawn out to be mowed.”
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iced coffee recipe EVAH
I made this last night, however in a much smaller quantity, and had it this morning with my super special cream recipe and it was fabulous.
The pioneer woman has many, many good recipes, but I’m loving her cold-brewed iced coffee. Don’t let the size discourage you. I made mine in a french press last night and strained it through coffee filters (about 3 times) and then placed the cold brew in the fridge overnight. And as for my super special cream?? Yep, it’s awesome.
Take a can of fat-free evaporated milk and a can of fat-free sweetened condensed milk. Mix. Pour into a container.
After your coffee has been in the fridge overnight, pour into glass filled with ice, halfway. Now pour in your super special cream to the brim! Stir!! Oh my……that’s good….
Depending on how much coffee you make, your brew should last several days. The cold-brew technique takes away any bitterness, just be patient with the filtering, as that takes a while!
Take THAT Starbucks!!!!!
A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch” “How much will you charge me?”
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”
“That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” he responded. The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes.”
A few hours later the blond came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already??” the startled husband asked. “Yes,” the blond replied, “and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
“Thank you,” the blond said, “And, by the way, it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.”
A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
mayday! My pilot just died!”
ATC received her call for help and answers
back: “Don’t worry, madam.
I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need
you to give me your
height and position.”
“I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the
right front seat.”
ATC: “Repeat after me: Our Father….. which art in