Ok, Ellen DeGeneres has told one of her writers to go to Costco and make some friends………but only use song lyrics!
This is such a cute video and will just take a few minutes…….Watch!!!
It’s getting cooler and closer to the holidays!!
And yes, while it is wonderful to have great expectations……admit it…….they don’t always turn out exactly as planned..
A blonde and her husband were lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It had been in the back yard barking for hours and hours.
Finally, the blonde jumped up out of bed, said, “I’ve had enough of this” and went downstairs.
When the blonde finally came back up to bed, her husband asked, “The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”
She replied, “I put the dog in our back yard. Let’s see how THEY like it!
Little Johnny is at it again….
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating'”.
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word, ‘fascinate.'”
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate”, so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her chest is so big she can only fasten eight.”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Having a rotten day? Well, since you’re already down….what difference does a few more sad moments make, hmm?
Let’s check them out together…………..
WHEN HE WAKES….SAD MAN…
REALLY SAD BREAKFAST…
SAD CHILDREN IN SWINGS…
SAD DOGS IN SWINGS…
SAD PANDA’S THAT CAN’T SLIDE…
SAD BUNNY’S THAT HIDE…
SAD LADY….then angry lady…
SAD VALENTINE’S DAY…
SAD SCHOOL DISTRICT THAT TEACHES SPELLING…
SAD FAT DOG IN STROLLER…
SAD SQUIRREL WITH CUP ON HIS HEAD…
So see? Your problems aren’t so sad at all are they? In fact, just this morning I was so sad that my flashlight didn’t work….then I changed the batteries and was deLIGHTED! (ok, that was lame, but the point is CHEER UP!)
Ok, normally I like to keep you all to myself…..however, today we’re going on a field trip.
There is a GREAT recipe on Food.com that I thought you might be interested in making, even if you haven’t mastered the joy of cooking.
Yes, it’s for ice.
Apparently, Chrissie G has some relatives of mine that do NOT know how to replace ice cube trays (these are also the family members that drop their dirty clothes next to the hamper, and the adorable ones that would rather place the toilet paper on TOP of the holder)
Thankfully, we have kept up with current times and have an ice maker now…. but oh, but I remember those days all too well.
So skip over with me to THIS SITE and click on RATINGS AND REVIEWS to read all the hilarious comments that go with this very important recipe!
Don’t worry, you don’t have to sign in to read all the reviews. This is really funny, and I promise you will laugh!
Print out the recipe for those times when unexpected guests come over. It will be a hit!!
Enjoy and don’t forget to come back and let me know what you think!!
As a reminder:
Photobomb – (verb) to drop into a photo unexpectedly. An otherwise normal photo that has been ruined or spoiled by someone who was not supposed to be in the photograph.
PHOTOBOMBS…not just for animals anymore…..And don’t worry….mine are family friendly!
And who wouldn’t want Will Ferrell photobombing your wedding announcement?
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re beautiful.’ Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re cute..’
The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful,’ it was now ‘cute.’ She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’
The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off.’