all the rules for a gunfight that you might need to know….

Have a gun has always been the first rule but here are some words to the wise…
Now,  if you own a gun, you will appreciate this.  If not, you should get one and learn how to use it…simple enough.
  1. Guns have two enemies:  rust and politicians
  2. It’s better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6
  3. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you
  4. Never let someone or something that threatens you, at arms length
  5. Never say, “I’ve got a gun!”  If you need to use deadly force, the first thing they hear should be the safety clicking off
  6. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes.  The response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second
  7. The most important rule in a gunfight is always win – cheat if necessary
  8. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets.  You may get killed with your own gun, but he will have to beat you with it because it will be empty
  9. In a life or death situation, do something!  It may be wrong but do something!
  10. If you carry a gun, people may call you paranoid.  Nonsense!  If you carry a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
  11. You can say, “STOP!” in any language, but a large, bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much universal
  12. You cannot save the planet, but you  may be able to save yourself and your family

Remember, when you are in a gunfight…

  • If you’re not shooting, you should be loading
  • If you’re not loading, you should be moving
  • If you’re not moving, you are dead

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9 responses to “all the rules for a gunfight that you might need to know….

  1. hahahahahah that’s awesome! The Gov will love it, especially the sign in the yard. Wonder where we can get one…

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  2. You make me laugh, Sandi 😀

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  3. Angela Riddle

    The extent of your coolness never ceases to amaze me. 🙂

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  4. Shelley

    Hahaha, loved this post…and esp the pic, too funny!!!

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  5. tk

    me lovin this!..Sharing!

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