my christmas wish…

                                                                                                                                                                                  To All My Politically Correct Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To All Other Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year



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2 responses to “my christmas wish…

  1. Ok, just so ya know – 2007 wasn’t such a good year for me, so that wish for a medically uncomplicated year was… let’s just say, a FAIL.

    Feliz Navidad y muy bueno ano nuevo!
    (That’s about all I remember from my extensive Espanol, so I sure hope I didn’t offer you the family goat or anything.)


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