A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot
dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
“Mayday,
mayday! My pilot just died!”
ATC received her call for help and answers
back: “Don’t worry, madam.
I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need
you to give me your
height and position.”
“I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the
right front seat.”
ATC: “Repeat after me: Our Father….. which art in
Heaven….
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