valuables when a voice in the dark said,’Jesus knows you’re here.’
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
‘Jesus is watching you.’
Freaked out, he shined his light around
for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to
rest on a parrot.
at the parrot.’Yep’, the parrot confessed,
then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that
The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?’
replied the bird.
‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed.
‘What kind of people would name a bird
‘The kind of people that would name a