Heavenly Reward….

After his death, Osama Bin Laden didn’t go to heaven…..but to a holding area.

There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conveive!”

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!”

James Madison entered kicked Osama in the gut and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, “It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!”

These beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim Terrorist Leader!

As Osama lay bleeding and writing in unbearable pain, an Angel appeared.  Bin Laden wept in pain and said the the Angel, “This is not what you promised me!”

The Angel replied, “I told you that if you followed through with your plans, there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven.  What did you think I said?”


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