my pc holiday greeting…

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference
of the wishee.

To
All My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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