Charlie, a new retiree greeter at Wal Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.  But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven,
sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
“Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but you’re being late so often is quite bothersome.”

“Yes,  I know boss, and I am working on it.”

“Well good, you are a team player.  That’s what I like to hear. It’s odd though you’re coming in late.  I know you’re retired from the Navy.  What did they say if you came in late there?”

“They said, ‘Good morning, Admiral.  Can I get you some coffee, sir?

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