the top ten…

ng>TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN OLD SCHOOL CHRISTIAN…..

10.  All the verses you’ve memorized are King James

9.   Most of those verses involve “smiting”

8.   You know the fifth verse of every hymn with 5 verses

7.   You’re angry/hurt whenever they skip the 5th verse

6.   You tithe on the gross…not the net

5.   On your calendar,  every Sunday night and every Wed night is booked…forever

4.   You approve of facial hair only for the Passion Play

3.   You don’t really approve of Passion Plays

2.   All of your children have names from the Bible

1.   You have 3 or more children

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